And that would be bad, as I don't want you thinking this is a blog about Mary Berry.
But I thought I should quickly mention why I haven't posted anything recently. I've got to warn you though, my excuse may contain nuts.
In our house this week we've just had a birthday for one of the tiny people - and, what with him not having had many birthdays before, we wanted it to be special.
Or at least my missus wanted it to be special and I agreed to help out.
The tiny person is fascinated by farmyard animals (he's a tiny person, it's the kind of thing that fascinates them), so my missus got us making these.
She did most of the actual work, but I've got to admit I kind of enjoyed it. And I definitely enjoyed sampling the product at the end. In case the rest of this blog wasn't enough of a clue, I'm actually just a big kid.